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A Place 2 Complain in

Hello, this is a reblog/journal/response account for Danteo. I am a massive bitch. In volume of body mass and egotism. I'm actually a pretty nice person overall, I think? But I get my head up my ass a lot and can be very stubborn and seem like I'm trying insult people when I'm really not... But then again, maybe that's just how I imagine myself as coming off as.
I live in the Bay Area of California. I like to eat food and complain a lot, talk about social issues, laugh at really stupid things and get my ruff up over insipid stuff.
Jun 19 '13
visitingfan: colossaltitan: Meet Ventricaria ventricosa. It’s algae. It’s found throughout the ocean, especially in tropical regions. Grows out somewhere between 1.5 and 2 inches in diameter. this is terrifying because it’s a single-celled organism. that green blob is one cell. Just one cell. What on earth. like big organelles inside? no. just a TON of them. tons of microscopic organelles floating around inside one of the biggest single-celled organisms in existence. I want to poke it with a stick One quick google search, and it’s real, bitch! alright so this is basically kind of going against everything I’ve learned in biology about cells and it’s sort of blowing my mind trying to imagine it’s a single cell?????

visitingfan:

colossaltitan:

Meet Ventricaria ventricosa. It’s algae. It’s found throughout the ocean, especially in tropical regions. Grows out somewhere between 1.5 and 2 inches in diameter.

this is terrifying because it’s a single-celled organism. that green blob is one cell. Just one cell. What on earth. like

big organelles inside? no. just a TON of them. tons of microscopic organelles floating around inside one of the biggest single-celled organisms in existence. I want to poke it with a stick

One quick google search, and

it’s real, bitch!

alright so this is basically kind of going against everything I’ve learned in biology about cells and it’s sort of blowing my mind trying to imagine it’s a single cell?????

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Jun 19 '13

Things I Said while taking Ambien

heysawbones:

I used to take Ambien for sleepytime problems (a 3 month shift that rotates between day and night is rough on the ol’ circadian rhythm). I was determined not to get addicted to the drug, so I took it in the smallest recommended dose by splitting the pills in half. Upside, one bottle of 30 lasted me for nearly 2 years. Downside, the low dosage didn’t knock me out like Ambien is meant to. The result? Being awake, when you clearly are not equipped to be.

Here are some things I said while being visited by the Ambien Walrus, courtesy of someone who actually keeps chat logs. For. Posterity(???)

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Jun 19 '13

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Jun 19 '13
mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

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Jun 19 '13
…oh…

…oh…

(Source: funandfeels)

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Jun 19 '13
danscratch: The problem is that when the runt survives they end up fucking everything up later.

danscratch:

The problem is that when the runt survives they end up fucking everything up later.

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Jun 19 '13

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Jun 18 '13

feferipeixies:

if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead

I don’t know why I laugh at this every fucking time

(Source: nintendogs64)

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Jun 18 '13

mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired

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Jun 18 '13

cloacas:

drawing porn is not an invitation for sex

posting porn is not an invitation for sex

being open about your sexuality/fetishes is not an invitation for sex

dressing in skimpy clothes is not an invitation for sex

posting nudes is not an invitation for sex

none of these things mean you are entitled to sex

an invitation for sex is an invitation for sex

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